Official Harry J. Riley website

The shows I had with Jay at the Season Ticket have been push back until a later date.  Jay just got a spot on America's Got Talent so he had to make some changes to his schedule.  We will still be doing our show at Centerstage on April 18th.  We will have a trailer posted pretty soon.  If you want tickets to those shows please go to www.ticketswest.com .  They are 25.00 a pop.  Thank you for checking out the site.

Good news, I will be headlining the Brickwall Comedy Club this upcoming Monday and Tuesday nights.  I don't know who will be featuring, but I assure you that it will be a great show.  105 E Mission is the address.  Both shows start at 8pm.  Also if you see me around town and want to come to a show let me know and I can hook you up with some tickets.

I will be performing this Saturday at Uncle D's Comedy Club on 2721 N. Market right upstairs at Bluz at the Bend.  There will be plenty of other comics there ready to entertain you.  Come on out and enjoy yourself! 

This is a video fellow comedian Lance Paullin and I have been working one. I really hope you enjoy it!

Just wanted to thank everyone from Grand Coulee for coming out and bringing such great energy and making it a great show.  Devin Barber and I was both really suprised that everything was so great.  Thank you very much and I hope to come back and do the show again.

I have several new shows that I am getting ready for.  I will be at the Brickwall Comedy Club in Spokane, Wa from the 14th of November till the 17th.  I also have a show in Idaho lined up I just haven't gotten the information out for that one yet, but as soon as I get it I will have it up here first!  Look around and check everything out.  I have a blog posted on www.myspace.com/harryjriley so if you want to check that out then there you go.  Thanks for checking out the websites!

I have a couple of shows lined up for next month.  I will let you know the locations as soon as I find out.  I have on either my myspace page or on my blog site, a survival guide to help those that are faced against a knife wielding maniac.  Just look over and click on the blog icon or go to my myspace page at www.myspace.com/harryjriley

I will be performing along with Jay Wendell Walker at jokers in Richland, WA October 11th -13th.  They are located at 624 Wellsian Way and I think the shows start at 8:30pm.  If you want to see some great comedy then come on out and show some love!

I would like to thank everyone who came out to the Brickwall Comedy Club and supported live comedy.  I love working with Jay Wendell Walker and I love Spokane for always coming out and supporting a brother!  Catch me next week at Uncle D's Comedy Club!

Coming Spet. 7th Spokane will become a two comedy club town again with the return of Uncle D's Comedy Club!  Located in the Bluz at the Bend, Uncle D's provides you with a great entertainment experience.  But don't take it from me here are the details from the man himself:

Hello All ...
It has been a Great summer. Now it is time to get back to work.
The Bluz is up and running with Uncle D ( Don Parkins ) as the General Manager the place is kicking and doing Great !
Open 7 days a week - 4 - close ! Happy Hour 4 - 7 daily.
We have a Super crew working hard to give you the Best service .
Also we now have Chef - Mike Lindsey - a top notch Chef - who has taken our already Great menu & has Kicked it up TWO NOTCHES - Bam !
Come laugh with the Real Pro's of the business and then - join us downstairs for a night of Live Music and Dance the rest of the night away.
All under one roof.
Bluz at the Bend & Uncle D's Comedy Club !
It just does not get any better than this !

Live Comedy returns on September 7 & 8 with Eric Haines
One of Uncle D's favorites.

Then the next week - Jay Wendell Walker will be tearing up the place with his Classic Comedy Style - He is Crazy and may Go Off at anytime !

Leif Skyving to follow the next week.

You will not want to miss the quality comedy provided by Uncle D's Comedy.
Located inside the Bluz at the Bend - 2721 N Market.
The Best Prime Rib in Spokane ! Second to " None " in Quality and Service.
We do have a $ 10.00 cover and you must be 21
But Hey - You Get What You Pay For !
Don't put your back to a Brickwall - Thats our job !
The Laughs are on Us !

Uncle D's Comedy
483 - 1324 for reservations or call The Bluz at 483 - 7300

I have been busy on a lot of stuff lately, but the biggest thing going on is the newest rant that I put up on revver.com.  If you are to lazy to go over there fear not!  Because I have it on my lovely site as well.  Just click on the rants tag and you will be wisked away to funny that you may not have experience before.  Thanks for checking out the site.

I would like to thank all of those that came out to enjoy some comedy.  I had a good time making people laugh along with Morgan Preston, one of the coolest guys I have met while doing comedy.  Hopefully I will be coming back to your cities to do my thing sooner rather than later.  Don't leave yet though, check out the site and leave a note in the guestbook.

This week I will be performing in Montana and Idaho. Here are the dates:


Tues. August 7th Missoula, MT/Inn on Broadway 9pm

Weds. August 8th Lewiston, ID/The Red Lion Hotel 8pm

Thurs. August 9th Idaho Falls, ID/The Littletree Inn 8:45pm

Fri. August 10th Billings, MT/The Billings Hotel & Convention Center 8pm

If one of these spots is in your neck of the woods then come check it out.

I will be heading out to The Tower out in Naples Idaho.  I will be accompanied by Zaq Bell and Ken McComb.  There is a bunch of stuff going on up there so I feel like I should wear a really nice shirt.  There will be a camera crew and newspapers and the whole nine so there will be lots of documented evidence if I were to come up missing.  Thanks for checking out the website and make sure to leave a little something in the guestbook.  Next week we are headed out to the lovely state of Oregon.

Tonight I will be headlining at the Brickwall Comedy Club at 105 E Mission Ave in Spokane.  I will be there with a lot of other local comics so if you are interested come check it out it is only 6 bucks to get in and I ensure you it will be a blast!

I will be performing at the Tower with Nick Theisen and Zaq Bell July 27th and 28th.  This is regarded as the smalles comedy club in the world and I am excited that Rick Reed invited me to come do my thing up there for his audience.  If you are in the Bonners Ferry or Naples Idaho area then come on out and check it out.  The first show has already sold out, but the second one may still have some room!

I have decided to move my rants to their own page.  So, if you look at the top of the page you will see rants click on that and that is where all the Riley's Rants are located.  Thanks for checking out the site!

This is my rant about gas prices.

And this is my rant about illegal immigration.

For those that were not there you missed one hell of a show.  Rick Reid and I put on, in my opinion, one of the greatest shows in the history of the universe.  The stage was so hot several women's undergarmets melted as a result.  If you want to witness this phenomenon that scientist are calling the Rick and Riley effect then come on out tomorrow night at 8pm or either Friday or Saturday 8pm and 10pm.  Cost is 10 bucks and the Brickwall is located on the corner of Mission and Division.  See ya there!

I will be doing my thing this weekend at the Brickwall Comedy Club!  I will be featuring for none other than Richard Reid.  Shows are 8pm tonight and tomorrow night and 8pm and 1030pm on Friday and Saturday nights.  So if you want to laugh your ass off then come on out and let me help you with that.

I will be performing tonight at Casey's on Monroe.  I will be there with Harold Gomez, who is also a funny ass dude.  Casey's is located at 2126 N. Monroe in Spokane.  The show starts at 8pm so if you want to check out a rocking show then tonight's the night.  And at the cost of 5 bucks, you can't really beat that!

I am always talking to people and the biggest thing that people say that gets on my nerves is when they say, "There is nothing to do is Spokane!"  What!  Really!?  They also like to say they want to go to a bigger city.  I like to call these people lazy bastards.  There is SO much to do in Spokane!  There are 2 count em 2 comedy clubs that have nationally touring comics every weekend.  You have bars as far as the eye can see and you have concerts and other events going on all the time!  Spokane is a big city, there is no way you can say there is nothing to do when you can just listen to the radio or watch TV and they will tell you about all the shit that is going on.  These are the people that like to get wasted every weekend and need an excuse to explain why their cheap asses won't get out and do something.  Here is my advice to those people, put down the damn bong and go outside!  After you have done something, go back to smoking your pot or meth or whatever these hippies smoke nowadays because then you will see that there are things to do.  Oh, and another thing take a shower before you go out.  You don't want to smell like a hippie with pee pee all over himself.

If you didn't come to Uncle D's then you missed on hell of a show!  It was PACKED to say the least with a couple of people (like me) standing the entire show.  I would like to thank everyone of you for coming out and showing your love.  I would also like to congratulate Uncle D for one year at his location and a big thank you for all he has done for me during that time.  So enough with the mushy stuff go into the pictures section and laugh at pictures of squirrels doing crazy things.

If you want to enjoy some great comedy then come on out to Uncle D's this Friday or Saturday at 8pm in Spokane.  They are located right inside Bluz at the Bend so come on out and enjoy yourself.

I will be appearing in one of the new 24 hour fitness commercials here in the local area.  I don't know when it will be on, so when I find out I will let you all know!

Last night, I took home 2nd place in the Brickwall Comedy Club's search for the 2nd funniest person.  I would like to thank everyone who came out and showed their love, and to those who were in te contest as well.  I will putting up photos of the entire event in a couple of hours so make sure to check back in and check those out.

I will be performing this Thursday night for the Brickwall Comedy Clubs search for the 2nd funniest person in Spokane.  I would love it if anyone in the Spokane Washington area, that has a couple of hours to spend would come down and show your support.  The club is located at 110 E 4th Ave. right inside the Quality Inn.  I hope you come out and enjoy yourself.

I would like for any of you brave enough to come to this site to come out and cheer me on as I try to obtain the title of Spokane's second funniest person.  They will have it between the 25-28 of January and I don't know when I will be doing my thing so I will post something when I know for sure.  The address is 110 E. 4th ave right inside of the Quality Inn.  With enough people cheering like crazy people I may be able to sway the judging in my favorite....and if that doesn't work plan two invovles a mallet and 10 pounds of ice.

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I had a blast this week touring through Montana doing some great rooms in front of awesome crowds.  I want to thank everyone for coming our and supporting live comedy.  Missoula, Bozeman, Idaho Falls, and Billings all had great crowds of people turn out to see some good ol fashion comedy.  I would like to also thank the headliner Doug Coover for having me tag along with him because really it ain't a show without a headliner.  Hopefully I will be back out this way to entertain you all but until then take care Montana!

Next week is empty for now but if anything is going on I will let you all know for sure.  The week of May 8th I will be in Nevada and Oregon doing what I do best...Bringing the Funny!  Once again thanks for checking out my site and I hope to be on a stage near you soon!  Oh and one more thing if you haven't yet please sign the guestbook so I can know who is coming to the site.